And then suddenly Morgan Freeman joined my tags
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
you trek around the country fighting pig cosplayers and pulling shit out of the ground while tripping on mushrooms and beating animals with sticks so you can save the world against a blue manchild.
Okay, so there’s these guys who are like robot people that got a shot that makes them special. They go out dressed like robots and fight of the guys who live on the smaller rocks. One day, the good guys come across this huge donut in the sky. This donut is really bad for the universe due to its high cholesterol and fat content. The main robot guy who got a shot has to go and stop the universe from eating the donut. But these lizard space people come along and say that the Donut is a holy ring thingy that they have to protect and feed to the universe to go on their special trip to the big people. Robot dude (named John by the way) says no, and the lizard people get mad. John blows up the Donut before the universe can eat it, saving the universe. Turns out, there’s 6 more.
Source: effyeahpegasister
Ah Caboose how I’ve missed you.
30 SECONDS OF ADVERTISING
FUCK
10 SECONDS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
12 minutes
Can we just sit down and appreciate the fact that Meenah used “buoys” instead of boys.
I can just imagine her saying “WHAT UP BUOYYYYYYYYYYYY”
Ok, I’m starting to like Meeanah way too much now. She is probably the first person to actually think Karkat is cool. I just want to see an entire pesterlog of the two of them arguing now.
1 more hour what?
Lights Out: The serial infomercial-improvers at Jaboody Dubs present their take on ridiculous as-seen-on-TV bag-fastening apparatus “the Ba’Noodle.”
Who knew it was so useful for hiding bodies? Put me down for a dozen!
(Sorta not safe for work, check this sh*t out.)
[biotv]
This is the best thing.
Source: thedailywhat
True facts
Morgan Freeman
THAT’S ONE VOTE FREEMAN IN THE LEAD
Okay, to settle a debate I’ve had with this girl from my school (I wouldn’t even consider her my friend any more considering her standpoint on this argument)
Who has a better voice: Morgan Freeman or Ed Sheeran?
